May 02, 2024
Alcohol is bad for you in many different ways
Two guys in a bar are talking about their wives.
"My wife is mad at me again," says the first.
"Why?"
"I was totally bombed at the bar across the street last night and she
came looking for me."
"What'd you do?"
"I asked her for her phone number."
"Did you give the prisoner the third degree?" the police sergeant asked the detective.
"Yeah, we browbeat him pretty good," nodded the other. "Asked him every question we could think of."
"And did you get a confession?" asked the sergeant.
"Not exactly," explained the officer. "All he'd say was, 'Yes dear,' and dozed off."
"Because of the bad U.S. economy, many Broadway producers
have started taking their musicals to China. In a related
story, the entire cast of 'Cats' has been eaten."
-Conan O'Brien