May 04, 2024
Men are heels
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who
cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3.. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and
who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and
who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not
know each other.
Being married or single is a choice we all have to make.
It's not a great choice....it's sort of like when the
the doctor says "Ointment or suppositories?"
During my brother's wedding, my mother managed to keep from
crying---until she glanced at my grandparents. My grandmother
had reached over to my grandfather's wheelchair and gently
touched his hand. That was all it took to start my mother's
tears flowing.
After the wedding, Mom went over to my grandmother and told
her how that tender gesture triggered her outburst.
"Well, I'm sorry to ruin your moment," Grandmother replied,
"but I was just checking his pulse to see if he was still
alive."