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What is Laffaday? Laffaday is the best damned humor email publication North, South, East and West of the Mason-Dixon Line. How do I subscribe? It's simple. There is a subscribe field on the sidebar of this website (www.laffaday.com). Enter your email address and then press the enter key with your penis. If you're a woman, send me a naked photo, and I'll subscribe you myself. How do I unsubscribe? Why would you ever want to? Who is TZ? I am that I am....and that's all that I am. What does TZ stand for? A lot of people ask my sister EZ the same thing. How does your wife put up with you? Prozac, Lithium, Paxil.... What the hell is Classic Laffaday? These are my reruns. Classic Laffaday gives recent subscribers the opportunity to read last year's issues and not miss out on a single pearl of my wisdom. Do you and Lewis really get into all of the trouble you write about, or do you make it all up? We're not that clever. As far as you're concerned, everything that happens in Laffaday is gospel. Who ever said you are funny? That was your mamma. What is Greek love? If you want to know what Greek love is, go to any bar with the words "Blue Oyster" in the name and hang out in the bathroom. You'll find out soon enough. Is the female orgasm fact or fantasy? Women have orgasms? How can I be just like you? You wouldn't want to...it ain't easy being me. Can I submit a joke? Sure, I'm always looking for that rare gem. Can I have your baby? Please send naked photos first, then I'll ask my wife. Is The Best of Laffaday book worth $9.98? Does a Catholic priest have blue balls? What is Ed Zachary Disease? Go to a mirror and bend over. If your ass looks Ed Zachary like your face, you've got it. Do you ever get tired of answering stupid questions? There's no such thing as stupid questions,
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